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twiggy114:

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away.”

The distressed…

suckonmynick:

theterriblechild:

beat up my bussy

DOUBLE FIST MY HOLE

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